Tuesday, July 29, 2014

“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm.  (via psychedelic-tea)

(Source: moscowisburning)

Monday, July 28, 2014

Postmodern Jukebox’s cover of “Get Lucky” — I may like it more than the original

manarin:

"This is Kate Bishop. She is without a doubt the finest and most gifted bowman I’ve ever met but she’s like nine years old and spoiled rotten.

She’s pretty great.”

Why does a nine-year-old have boobs?

amelie-gorey:

Uncle Iroh is a BAMF

amelie-gorey:

Uncle Iroh is a BAMF

(Source: ilovetheyouniverse)

Sunday, July 27, 2014

the whimsical worlds of Daniel Merriam, surrealist extrodinaire

(Source: hifructose.com)

hogwarts13:

One of my favourite things about the Canadian Editions :)

hogwarts13:

One of my favourite things about the Canadian Editions :)

The Bearcats have the best PR people ever